One of my regular commenters, Catdownunder, sent me this little snippet. I'm not sure that she meant me to post it here but I liked it so much I have. So there! You might also like to take a look at this blog post of hers in which she discusses her incredibly serious day-job: I wouldn't know where to start.
Writing – A Definition For Cats.
Writing is a self imposed invasion of your purrrsonal private space.
It is much more difficult than fur scrubbing or catching your dinner. It takes more courage. You bravely present your innermost pawsonal mewsings to a human: they would rather you presented them with a dead mouse.
Publishing – A Definition For Cats.
The reason humans cut down the trees we like to climb.